Jaeger LeCoultre Asks You A Dumb Question; Offers A Nonsense Response

“Hi, how’s it going?”
“Just fine sir, care to view any fine Jaeger LeCoultre timepieces today?”
“Well, I don’t know. What makes these…. Jaeger LeCoultre watches…. better than what I’ve got now?”
(sigh) “Sir… these are what we call, ‘real watches.’ A a Jaeger LeCoultre watch represents an accomplishment combining elegance and discretion with a natural aura of [...]